Three-Breasted Mermaid Vintage Sideshow Men’s Cargo Beach Summer Shorts
Three-Breasted Mermaid Vintage Sideshow Men’s Cargo Beach Summer Shorts
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Our Three-Breasted Mermaid Vintage Sideshow Cargo Shorts bring bold carnival nostalgia to the beach with a striking old-school sideshow-inspired print. Designed with a vintage aesthetic and oceanic edge, these shorts are made for men who don’t do basic vacation outfits.
Whether you're walking the cruise deck, hitting the beach, or owning the pool party, these cargo shorts deliver statement style with all-day comfort.
And yes — they coordinate with our women’s swimwear and matching styles for couples and friends who like their vacation looks a little legendary.
🌊 Why You’ll Love Them
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✔️ 100% Polyester
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✔️ Lightweight & quick-drying
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✔️ Functional cargo pockets
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✔️ Comfortable fit for beach, swim & cruising
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✔️ Vintage sideshow-inspired ocean artwork
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✔️ Designed to coordinate with matching women’s styles
Size Guide
| Inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 19.3 | 19.7 | 20.1 | 20.5 | 20.9 | 21.3 | 21.7 | 22.0 |
| Waist | 32.7 | 34.6 | 37.4 | 40.2 | 43.1 | 46.1 | 49.0 | 52.0 |
| Hip | 41.3 | 43.3 | 45.9 | 48.8 | 51.8 | 54.7 | 57.7 | 60.6 |
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