Vintage Sideshow “Three Boobed” Men’s Nautical Cruise Shirt Funny Matching Couples Tee Men's Shirt
Vintage Sideshow “Three Boobed” Men’s Nautical Cruise Shirt Funny Matching Couples Tee Men's Shirt
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Bring the laughs 🧔⚓🧜♀️
Our Vintage Sideshow “Three Boobed” Men’s Nautical Cruise Shirt is the perfect companion to the women’s dress. Whether you’re deck strolling, shore exploring, or hitting the bars, this shirt says:
“Yes, I’m in on the joke, and I cruise in style.”
Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and comfy for all-day wear. Pair it with the women’s mermaid dress for the ultimate cruise couples outfit. Guaranteed laughs and photo-worthy moments included.
Perfect for:
✔ Cruise nights & themed parties
✔ Shore excursions & vacation photos
✔ Matching outfits for couples or friends
✔ Quirky cruise humor lovers
✔ Gift ideas for men who like to stand out
Whether you’re sailing the Caribbean, Bahamas, or Mediterranean, this shirt keeps your style funny, nautical, and cruise-approved.
✨ Comfortable. Hilarious. Perfectly matching.
Size Guide
| Inch | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Collar | 15.4 | 15.7 | 16.5 | 16.9 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.5 | 18.9 | 19.3 |
| Length | 27.2 | 28.0 | 28.7 | 29.5 | 30.3 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 32.7 | 33.5 |
| Bust | 37.8 | 40.9 | 44.1 | 47.2 | 50.4 | 53.5 | 56.7 | 59.8 | 63.0 |
| Shoulder | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.9 | 20.1 | 20.9 | 22.0 | 22.8 | 24.0 | 24.8 |
| Sleeve | 7.9 | 8.3 | 8.7 | 9.1 | 9.4 | 9.8 | 10.2 | 10.6 | 11.0 |
| Centimeter | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Collar | 39.0 | 40.0 | 42.0 | 43.0 | 44.0 | 46.0 | 47.0 | 48.0 | 49.0 |
| Length | 69.0 | 71.0 | 73.0 | 75.0 | 77.0 | 79.0 | 81.0 | 83.0 | 85.0 |
| Bust | 96.0 | 104.0 | 112.0 | 120.0 | 128.0 | 136.0 | 144.0 | 152.0 | 160.0 |
| Shoulder | 44.0 | 46.0 | 48.0 | 51.0 | 53.0 | 56.0 | 58.0 | 61.0 | 63.0 |
| Sleeve | 20.0 | 21.0 | 22.0 | 23.0 | 24.0 | 25.0 | 26.0 | 27.0 | 28.0 |
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